Mercilessly stolen from the poor

(Parentheses mean in the future)

1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Rellik D'nuhred. (Yeah, people call me Revolver.)

2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
My birthday's in February. I'm 25.

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I was born in the town of Mellek up in northwestern Surype. I moved to Wahfl after I got out of the service. (Censored not to spoil plot)

Patriotic, what? Are you kidding me?

4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
My dad's name was Rolf. He was a farmer. I didn't get to know him very well before my mom Brala killed him. She was a train switchboard operator before she was killed too.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Yeah, I've got five. Three brothers, two sisters. One of my brothers and one of my sisters died. The two living brothers are street fighters for a living... my sister's a prostitute.

As far as I remember, at least.

6. What is your occupation?
Yeah, man. I'm a construction worker. (Now I work as a hitman for people, because apparently, I have talent at that or something.)

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I'm about 7'7" and I weigh about... Dang I can't even remember.

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Well my, uh, hair... is white, gray and black. I have blue eyes.

9. What is your race?
I'm a hybrid. People say I bear a striking resemblance to a malamute. I tell them they bear a resemblance to my middle finger.

10. To which social class do you belong?
Haha, funny you should ask that. Sure, Surype says it's communist and everyone's equal and everything. That's a dirty lie. They take money out of [the hybrids'] allowances and use them to line their own pockets.

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Well I don't think about it that often. What do you think I am? A woman? I'd rather go blow stuff up than worry about that.

12. What is your style of dress?
What do I wear or what do I want to wear? I'm stuck wearing raddy old clothes 'cause I'm dirt poor. I really want to wear one of them fancy business suits though.

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Well, I'm tall...

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Haha, well, I'm not exactly the brightest tool in the shed.
Dweenyo's note: Though he wouldn't ever admit it, Rellik is a fierce alcoholic. He has an anger management problem as well.


15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right-handed.

16. What does your voice sound like?
Deep, I guess. Real deep.

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
I try not to sound like a ghetto rat, but I dunno. It might not work too well.

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
Well, I'm really tall, I have a giant gun, and I usually smell pretty bad.

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Yeah, I would bathe more often, but the only time I get a chance to is on Mondays. That's the only day I have water in my apartment.

20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
How am I supposed to know? I guess I keep a straight face.

21. Do you use body language? How?
If by body language you mean fist-to-gut contact, then yes, I use body language frequently.

22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
What? No.

Childhood

23. What is your earliest memory?
I remember playing tag and tripping and falling on rocks when I was really little.

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I dropped out of high school to join the military. I thought it would be great. It wasn't. Beat the heck out of high school though. What a waste of time.

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Knowledge? Skill? I was born with skill.

26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
It sucked. But hey, that's life, you know.

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A soldier.

28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
At a party I went to for someone's graduation. There was a lot of drinking. Things went downhill pretty fast.

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Nah. It was at that same party. I can't even remember the chick.

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Hah, no.

Influences

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Getting my Mutilator. Great times. (Censored for Spoilers)

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I, uh... don't know. (Censored for Spoilers)

33. What is your greatest regret?
Living such a waste of life. (Censored for Spoilers)

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
All the stupid things I've done to get thrown in jail. Letting people down.

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Secrets are for women.

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
All the people I've killed, whether accidentally or on purpose. Sometimes they deserve it. But that doesn't mean I enjoy doing it.

37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
Scared? I don't get scared. Hah.

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Yeah, I went to Or'rinjoos to fight in the Annexation War. That's it though. We aren't allowed out of the country.

Beliefs

39. What is your alignment?
Alignment? I dunno. Decent?

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Can you be optimistic in Surype? I'm pretty sure there's a law against that.

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
No. It seems pretty pointless. I don't wanna get killed for it.

42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I sure hope there is. One better than this piece of crap.

43. What is your greatest fear?
Hah. Fear.

44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
It pisses me off when I see people take advantage of other people. Especially if they can't fight back. That makes me mad. I also get pretty ticked off if I can't get any beer for a while.

I dunno. I guess I don't get sad very often. Just... don't, I guess.

Oh man, I love shooting my little gun. That makes me happy. I also enjoy spending time with Delilah and Smitty. Slythe too. They're my buds.

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Wow, this is deep. I never really thought about this stuff before. Pretty interesting. Nah, I think that it's more than just black and white. Nobody is completely good. But I think there are some crazy bad people out there. Like that bastard Cayekk. But yeah, I don't think so. I'm not perfect, but I ain't evil either.

46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Hah, politics. We need to get rid of that dumbass Cayekk. Get rid of this stupid government.
Religion... eh, ain't for me. Waste of time.
Sex, now there's something I need more of in my life. I'm too lazy to go for it though. It's too risky. Don't wanna get some weird disease.

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Gambling is a helluva good time. Except when you lose, then it sucks. Lying, eh, I don't like it much. I do it when I have to though. Better than hurting someone's feelings or getting caught doing something wrong.
Theft... now that's a bad one. I don't like stealing. Never right to steal from someone.
Killing. That's tough. I hate it, especially innocents. But there are some people out there that need to be put down so they won't hurt anybody else.

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
I'll beat the tar outta anybody who disagrees.

49. How much do you value money?
I sure wish I had more... *sigh*

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Those guys who rape children and prey on the weak. They need to die.

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Sure, man. Good on ya.

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Do I look like a woman?

53. Are you superstitious?
Nah, not cool.

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
Yeah, I do. If they agree with me.

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
I try to keep 'em to myself unless someone asks. Then I try to tell the truth.

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Against those damn humans, but only 'cause 9 times outta 10 they're corrupt and disgusting.

Dealing With Others

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
I guess Delilah. She's a real fun person to be around. Keeps me fulla hope.

58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
Smitty. He always works hard to maintain a clean shop and look out for his customers. Swell guy.
Oh yeah, I despise Paneh Cayekk. Lowdown crook.

59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Nope, flyin' solo.

60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I got a few. Just fun to hang out with. Delilah's my best, I guess.

61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
I try to be nice as I can to 'em

62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
That's different. I try to still be nice to women. It's a lot harder to be nice to humans and rich people. So basically humans.

63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Love? No. Don't think so.

64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
I don't look for one.

65. How close are you to your family?
Most of them are dead, and the rest are as good as dead. I don't talk to 'em much.

66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Not right now. Too expensive. And kids creep me out a little.

67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Bring it on, man! I'm not afraid of them.

68. Are you a listener or a talker?
What the heck kinda question is that? I do both.

69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
I'm careful, but I try to let them in.

70. Do you hold grudges?
Nope. Unless you keep ticking me off.

71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
I dunno. I just do what I want or do what I'm told.

72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Sure, no big deal. As long as they're nice.

73. How well do you express yourself?
"express myself..." Reminds me of some sort of clothes store or something.

74. How quickly do you judge others?
Pretty quick.

75. Do you care what others think of you?
Heck no. They can say it to my face and see what happens.

76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Yeah. Those stupid thugs. Cayekk. All kinds of people.

Personal Taste and Opinions

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
I really enjoy blowing the crap outta stuff with my gun. Playing pub games. That's fun, and there's laughs all around. Cooking, too. Good stuff.

Hmm... favorite color? Black, I guess. Not too bad.

Food... mmm... I love steak, a fat, juicy steak. Or hamburgers. Man, now I'm hungry.

Ah, possession. My little piece of heaven, my Mutilator.

78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
Arts? No. It's just fluff. And yeah, as far as entertainment goes, I just like watching TV. There's not much you can get wrong there.

79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
Yeah, I tried smoking once but couldn't stand the stuff. It tears me up. I enjoy myself a good drink, though. It hits the spot.

If I wanted a good whore, I wouldn't have to look far. But that's bad news right there. No way I'm doing that. Drugs aren't for me. They already killed my brother.

80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
At the bar, having a good time, living it up. Or sitting at home watching TV and enjoying some dinner.

81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
Well, let's see. That's an easy one.

Getting rid of Cayekk.

82. How long is your attention span?
Super long? What the heck is that?

83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
I laugh with my friends. I like teasing people.

84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
It offends me when those humans treat us hybrids like crap. Which is most of the time.

85. How do you deal with stress?
I think I handle it pretty well. I just get a little angry sometimes.
Dweenyo's note: He can't. At all. He explodes when he's stressed.

86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Who needs artistic ability when you can bench press 500 pounds?

87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I don't see many animals here in Surype. Just rats and roaches. I don't like either of those.

Kids... not really. They're annoying at times. But, you know, I try to take care of them. It's the right thing to do. And Delilah likes it a lot when I help her out with them.

88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
No man, plans are bad news. Too much planning, not enough doing. See what I'm saying?

89. What are your pet peeves?
Haven't we covered this already? No?
I guess I don't have any, really. Just people who are jerks to other people, that's annoying.

Self-Image

90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
My greatest strength? Hah, probably my strength. That's saved my can a few times. As for weakness... I dunno. I don't think about that too much.
Dweenyo's note: His anger and alcohol problems.

91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'm happy the way I am. I don't wanna change anything. The world can change for me.

92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
What are those things? *talks to interviewer for a second*

Oh! Oh, ok. I guess an extrovert then.

93. Do you like yourself?
Yeah, I like myself. I'm a cool guy, I think. Other people like me too, so that's a good sign.

94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Yeah. Wake up, watch TV, usually drink a beer. Then Slythe calls me. Then I get dressed and head to work, go home, watch TV, eat dinner, watch more TV, sleep. Pretty awesome, huh? If it gets interrupted, I dunno. That's a good thing, I guess. Brings a little excitement.

95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Not get shot up by gangsters or the cops. Stay alive, live a good live.

96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Hopefully not dead. In a better place than Wahfl.

97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
A hero. I want some good to come to my family name.

98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
Being right. Not, you know, like always knowing what to say. But doing what should be done. You know what I'm saying?

99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Tall, Friendly, Just

100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Tall, um... Yeah, I don't know. Do you think it's a big deal or something?

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Adventure? Haha, good one. My life is far from adventure.

(To make good on those promises I made.)